You Know Who I Don't Give a Rat's Ass About? Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse. I just don't get it.

First of all, where did this chick come from? One day she was no one and the next she was the "Next Big Thing."

Secondly, why did everyone start sucking her proverbial balls the minute she stepped on the scene? I mean, she's got an interesting take on music and it's entertaining, but she's not like freaking Elvis or something.

Third, her "Rehab" song, while entrancing, is really ironic and people just seem to laugh it off.

Fourth, her antics are f*cking nuts. I mean, you thought Britney and Anna Nicole were bad--Amy is that mess to the 1000th degree.

All in all, I'm just sick of hearing about her. She's going to either end up dead or end up recovered and not interesting and though I hope it's the latter for her sake, I just won't be crying when it's the former.

Call me when the hot mess parade is over.