YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Sharon McPhail is crazy as the day is long...actually, check that, she's as crazy as crazy could possibly get. I have a great uncle who supposedly was schizophrenic and I don't think he could hold a candle to the insanity that Sharon McPhail pulls out on a daily basis.

So it shouldn't surprise me that this complete mess is thinking of running for mayor.

But it does...because I have faith in people to do the right thing. This woman once accused of Kwame Kilpatrick of wiring her chair in the City Council chambers to electrocute her. She said he was trying to "kill" her. Then soon after she became general counsel to him and the City of Detroit and started defending him when the shit was really hitting the fan.

I swear to God, this woman needs serious intervention.

It's amazing what I'll agree with to try to end a conversation...and what I won't

I went to a meeting for work yesterday where there were a number of retired plant workers. One of them was either fascinated with me or just wanted to talk in general and after asking a few questions about the topic of the meeting, he plowed into some controversial topics.

We'll call him Joe.

Joe: My kids aren't doing well, they're not following the Lord's path.
SG: Really? That's too bad.
Joe: It is, because you know we need him in our lives to guide us.
SG: Yep.
Joe: And they're just messing their lives up...adultery and such.
SG: That's too bad.
Joe: It is. This country is going crazy.
SG: Yep.
Joe: It's just like last year with all of those crazy things going on...what was that...oh yeah gay marriage.
SG: Huh?
Joe: Yeah, gay marriage. And we had some good Christian lawyers at the Christian Defense League [or some other crazy thing] help us out and they defeated that.
SG: Yeah...
Joe: It's just mad. We need some new leadership.
SG: Yes, we do.
Joe: We need good Christian leadership.
SG: Sure (checking her absent watch)...yeah.
Joe: We need a good Christian man.
SG: Huh?
Joe: I'll never vote for a woman for president.
SG: Alright, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one.
Joe: Well, women rule by emotions--men rule by reason.
SG: I can tell you for a fact that that statement is not true.
Joe: Well, I don't like Hillary.
SG: No one said you had to.
(at this point I think to myself--(1) Hillary is not all women, and (2) even if she was, she's the last person that would be perceived as ruling by emotions--the woman is calculating as fuck)
Joe: A good Christian man...yep, that's what we need.
SG: Well, it's been nice talking to you.

Why is it that every person I meet feels that I'm a good ear for their crazy talk?

Um.....yeah....no one believes you, you crazy lady

So Britney belatedly apologized for going ninja on some photog's car in February. Here was her "explanation":

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella," Spears said in a statement posted Wednesday on her Web site. "I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part.

First of all...it wasn't a stunt. It was you going nuts like a squirrel on crack. Second, you were not preparing for any roll but that of crazy wife and mother gone wild. Third, you take your rolls very seriously? All one of them? And finally...no shit you didn't get the part...there was no part to be had.

Ah Britney, you do, in fact, drive me crazy.