Morgan Freeman Injured!

Apparently he was in a car accident. He's in serious condition.

Hurry up and get well, Morgan!!

(Note: I wanted to put the video of Elaine from Seinfeld singing "Get well, get well soon we want you to get well," but it wasn't anywhere to be found.)

The other shoe finally falls

Guess SPF and JJ are going back to Daddy.

Britney: For the love of God, yourself and your children, please get yourself together. Stop making stupid decisions. They're not even stupid, they're asinine. Driving on a suspended license landed Paris Hilton in jail...do you think you're above that?

Stop it. Just stop it.

Only partially true.

Survey says....Americans blame the media on the celebrity-driven frenzy that is gossip news.

That theory would work if Americans weren't eating it up like a Darfur orphan drinking her first glass of water in five days (credit to Moxie on that one).