It's called "Hoes Ain't Got Time."

This asinine study shows that the higher a married woman's income the less likely she is to do housework.

The study, which is published in the Journal of Marriage and Family, showed that for every $7,500 in annual income a married woman earned, she performed one hour less of housework each week.

This is the most ridiculous thing ever. EVER. So the fuck what? Have they ever done a study about this regarding men? Of course not...because men aren't traditionally the ones to "do" housework.

What a crock of crap. Just angers the hell out of me. And here's the kicker:

"The negative side of it is that it shows just how divided households remain by gender. It emphasized how much housework is the woman's responsibility."

Um...I think the fact that the study was done in the first place is fairly gender biased. It shouldn't all be the woman's responsibility--that's the dang problem. Do a study on that. Ya fucks.

Weekend of Grammatical Errors

So apparently my karmic luck is to be put in front of multiple grammatical errors in one weekend. It's like a mini-hell-on-earth. Add that to the fact that the reason I saw one of them was because my car broke down in SL and you have one irritated camper.

Here's the first one, from the SL Car Wash Rent-A-Sign:

Ho Ho Ho,
They're almost hear.
Call Scaparre Today.
248-###-####

I didn't refuse to put in the number...I'm just too lazy to look it up.

Then my horoscope for Saturday read as follows:

A group with which you're affiliated with, could ask you to take care of a few tasks for them. This might involve making phone calls or running errands, or both. Your energy and enthusiasm are high, Kimberly, so this is a good day to proof how valuable your work is and how efficient you are. Make sure that you don't take on too much, however. You won't be helping anyone if you tire yourself out.

PROOF. I'm going to proof how valuable I am. PROOF.

People really need to get a grip on grammar. I should make a shirt that says that. And a companion book with helpful hints.

Another piece of research that is a brilliant waste.

Apparently men are taken more seriously than women when they cry.

Um...this comes as a surprise to whom and for what reason? Men are taken more seriously than women ALL the time...this isn't news.

You've got to be kidding me

There has been a study to end all studies: Apparently, curly hair tangles less than straight hair.

Money, time and effort were wasted on this endeavor.