Monday, March 10, 2008

Dear Lord

As if the Catholic church had nothing more pressing to do, they have created some new sins. Just what this world needs. I mean, I'm all about regulation but I guess I'm anti-regulation in the religious realm. Can't we focus on getting people to follow the Golden Rule and the basic Ten Commandments before we start enforcing other rules. And to be honest, some of these just sound too trendy for my tastes.

The Vatican opposes stem cell research that involves destruction of embryos and has warned against the prospect of human cloning.
In the eyes of the Catholic church, was this ever not a sin? Were they ever turning a blind eye towards it? Was an official denouncement necessary.
Girotti, in an interview headlined "New Forms of Social Sin," also listed "ecological" offences as modern evils.
It's trendy being Green.

Why can't we focus on poverty and hunger and AIDS and war and all of those things before making NEW sins for people to commit? Aren't the ones we have enough?

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Seems like a good idea to me


A company has started marketing cyber saint cards to be sent to your phone via text message.

Apparently some Catholics are mad about this. They're probably as mad as they were when the masses got ahold of movable type.

I don't see the problem. You know Jesus would be rocking these on his Treo (I refuse to believe he'd have an iPhone).

Monday, November 12, 2007

No one wants you here

Pope Bene XVI is coming to America.

Why can't we get another JP2 figure? It's like every time I start thinking about delving back into my faith, attending services regularly, etc, this guy spouts off and reminds me why I stopped going in the first place. He's what's bad about Catholicism.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

He did it too...

In some weird attempt to make it okay, the Catholic Church is telling people that they need to scrutinize abuse in their own institutions as well.

Um...yeah, but are you really the ones to talk, here? I mean...you did let this go on for about sixty some years before you did anything about it.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Nothing like starting a holy war

The Vatican, under Pope Benedict (still doesn't sound right) has issued a document stating that non-Catholics are not full Christians. The story states that:

A 16-page document, prepared by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which Pope Benedict used to head, described Christian Orthodox churches as true churches, but suffering from a "wound" since they do not recognize the primacy of the Pope.
Yeah...I'm sure they're really suffering. I mean, Pope JP2 was a good guy. We didn't agree on everything, but he was a healer. This guy has done nothing than throw gasoline onto already raging fires.

Have we yet to remember that the whole thing about Jesus and being Christian is acceptance? As Catholics, we have got to cut the games. This is exactly the reason why I can't fully believe in the teachings of the Catholic church. Things like this. It's not the religion that's wrong--it's the politics of it. And because it's such a paternalistic organization, the politics are determined by old, white, crusty men. Men without any real clue about what it means to have true faith.

And yet, the Vatican believes this is not a bad thing.

"But, as you know, it is fundamental to any kind of dialogue that the participants are clear about their own identity. That is, dialogue cannot be an occasion to accommodate or soften what you actually understand yourself to be."
You're right--dialogue shouldn't compromise, but for Christ's sake (quite literally) maybe a morticum of understanding that people have different ideas and none of us probably have it all right. (There are probably none that have it even 80% right.) And a church that built itself on many occasions of war, torture, and bad foreign policy has no right to start asserting a moral high ground until it learns to apologize for its mistakes and ensure they don't reoccur.

Flat out. What would Jesus do? Jesus would cut the games. That's what he'd do.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

You might want to get Jesus in on this conference call

I just had a good discussion witha co-worker about religion. Now religion in the workplace really doesn't work, but we were discussing me getting married in the Catholic church and our problems with the church, etc. But she made some comment about how when it was her day it was just going to be her and God and no one else...unless they wanted to look on.

Then I thought, what if your judgment day were like a big business meeting.

God: Is everyone on there? Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah, I'm here (typing noises in background).
God: Mary?
Mary: Yeah, sorry I'm late.
God: St. Peter?
* Pause *
God: Peter?????
* Pause *
Jesus: I think he said he was going to be late.
God: Alright, then. Let's get this started. We're here to decide the cosmic fate of one SamanthaGrace.
Jesus: Can we speed this along? I have a meeting with Martin Luther King Jr. about some problems in the south of Heaven.


I think it'd make a great movie. Of course, the Catholic church would probably boycott it.

 

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