Yeah, she'll be right there

Cue Bill Lumberg. He's going to need Britney to come in today.

The thing is if she doesn't it won't be shocking but it won't be good and if she does she'll probably be a hot mess.

JJ and SPF could probably keep a date better than Britney these days.

"In my family portrait, things look pret-ty happy...."

Life & Style Weekly is publishing these photos of SPF and JJ with KFed and his mom. The pictures were taken while the boys were with their father and had pink eye. PINK EYE time might NOT be the time to take a family picture that you plan on submitting to a TABLOID. Come on, K-Fed--even you have to know better, right?

Nevertheless, SPF is one of the cutest looking kids I've ever seen. JJ looks sad and lost and lonely.

Plus we all know US Weekly is the superior rag. Come on, K-Fed.

The other shoe finally falls

Guess SPF and JJ are going back to Daddy.

Britney: For the love of God, yourself and your children, please get yourself together. Stop making stupid decisions. They're not even stupid, they're asinine. Driving on a suspended license landed Paris Hilton in jail...do you think you're above that?

Stop it. Just stop it.