How much wood...

Folks in Bakersfield, CA are going to kill a beaver because he was doing his job as a beaver. Real nice, Bakersfield.

The beaver, let's call him Bill the Beaver, is going to be put to death for gnawing down trees. What is a beaver supposed to do? Gnaw down trees.

What's next? A dog being put down for wagging his tail and knocking over someone's drink?

KNOCK IT OFF, BAKERSFIELD.