Not Fair, Exxon. Not fair at all.

Exxon Mobil announced even higher record breaking profits for the third quarter. While the rest of us are losing our jobs, our homes, our money and our sanity, Exxon Mobil has made history yet again with record breaking profits.


So how do you feel about spreading the wealth now?

Who else needs a drink?

So much BS you'll need some Immodium

This is the biggest crock of crap ever. Seriously. Big Oil not to blame? And who did this study? Oh that's right: The American Petroleum Institute.

I'm sorry, but that's like me trying to objectively study a new U2 album--I'm going to like it no matter what.

I suggest that the oil companies and the API take a sh*tlaod of these, because someone up in there is just spewing at both ends.