Wednesday, September 10, 2008

A brilliant Sarah Palin page

Whoever did this is a brilliant person. Satan's Concubine is a blog dedicated to loving (in the Stephen Colbert sense of the term) Sarah Palin. And boy is it funny as hell.

Some highlights:

  • A post entitled "Experience? What do you call Miss Wassila?"
  • A list of topics that are off limits, including: facts, truth, reality, Todd's Questionable Sexuality, and The Children
  • Many pictures of Sarah with the classic librarian look.
Just brilliant. You deserve a slow hand-clap for that.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Here here

Pam Spaulding of Pandagon takes the "fertilized egg is a human" line of thinking to its logical conclusion.

F'ing brilliant.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

So hillarious you'll wee in your pants

Moxie turned me on to this site today--Stuff White People Like. Both Moxie and I know these types of white people. Moxie even lamented that she feels a bit Alan Keyes-esque by liking some of the stuff on the list. I feel a bit hippieish.

Nevertheless, the site is fucking hilarious and it's totally something I wish I had thought of. I'm going to try and think of an ingenious way to get on there as a guest blogger somehow.

Just pure genius.

Some of my favorites:

#64--Mos Def
#63--Expensive Sandwiches
#60--Toyota Prius
#54--Kitchen Gadgets
#52--Sarah Silverman
# 48--Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#45--Asian Fusion Food

The list just keeps going...and getting funnier and funnier

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I Think I'm in Love


Today, Sen. Barack Obama reaffirmed why I love him so very very much. He basically laid out a totally revamped way of doing taxes that aims at closing the class gap and the loopholes for corporations. I know dat's right.

Sen. Barack Obama on Tuesday proposed overhauling the tax code to lower taxes for the poor and middle class, increase them for the rich and make it so most Americans can file their taxes in five minutes.

The tax relief plan he envisions for the middle class alone would mean $80 billion or more in tax cuts, he said.

Obama, an Illinois Democrat who is a front-runner for his party's 2008 presidential nomination, said during a speech at the Tax Policy Center that the present tax code reflects the wrong priorities because it rewards wealth instead of work.

Hellz to the yes. The tax system does reward wealth instead of work...damn skippy.

Obama proposes funding the tax cuts by closing corporate loopholes, cracking down on international tax havens and increasing the dividend-and-capital-gains tax for the wealthy, he said.

He called his proposal a "fair" alternative to the present tax code and said it was necessary because hard times on Main Street translate to hard times on Wall Street.

"When the changes in our economy are leaving too many people behind, the competitiveness of our country risks falling behind," he said. "When that dream of opportunity is denied to too many Americans, then ultimately that pain has a way of trickling up."
The use of the term "trickling up" brought a slight tear to my eye.

I can't wait until this guy is president.

 

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