How do we man a war that no one agrees with and everyone wants to end?

With convicted felons of course!

(Note: I tried to find a picture of that Manowar character from He-Man, but I couldn't freaking find one. Damn you Google Images! Failed me again!)

FIFTY YEARS?!?!?!

In fifty years I'll be seventy-six years old. SEVENTY-SIX.

And this retired general thinks we're going to be hanging around the mideast for at least fifty freaking years.

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