Friday, August 3, 2007

A One-Family Hot Mess Parade

This chick in Arkansas (go figure) just popped out her 17th kid. It's a girl! Oh boy...just add another name on the list. And the best part...they want to have more.

Wait...

Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.
Great. So they won't have any social skills outside of their psychotic "J" family. I'm really not a fan of homeschooling, if you couldn't tell.

Of course the labor didn't take long either.
It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."
I'm actually surprised it took that long. You'd think the place is like a runway with those guys with the lightsabres by now.

Dear god. Please don't have more. And these people need to realize that it's not a gift from God--it's a freaking bad job at family planning. Adopt a few kids who need homes. That really irritates the bejezus out of me. We have enough people on this planet. Let's take care of them first.

 

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