Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Again, you're right crazy types, the environment is just fine

Nevertheless, a seven square mile ice sheet broke loose in Canada.

That kind of stuff happens every day for no reason (cough*globalwarming*cough).

I just don't understand why people don't get that these are all signs? I mean, it's just ignorant to think that this kind of stuff would occur notwithstanding some force greater than nature itself.

And here's a staggering statement:

Many scientists now believe that the Arctic will have ice-free summers by 2013 instead of 2030 as predicted by the International Panel on Climate Change.
2013?!?!?!!? Are we really screwed that soon?

Someone needs to just call Earth a day.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Nope, You're Right, Conservatives and ReligiousLoonies: Global Warming is a Myth

It just so happens that the Antarctic ice shelf is hanging by a thread it turns out. I just wanted to warn you so that when the world floods, you'll have had the time to build an Arc.

Monday, February 11, 2008

How do you say cold when you can barely move your lips?

It's like a trillion degrees below zero here in Metro Detroit today. It's seriously like a degree or something out and the windchill (for those of us who believe in windchills) is like negative a hundred. And the best part is that this is supposed to last ALL WEEK.

This is one of those weeks when those idiots who don't believe in global warming will tell you so with a grin on their faces as you shuffle to your frozen car just to sit inside and freeze some more.

The polar bears at the zoo are having the best day ever today, I bet you. Good for them.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Bye Bye Birdie

Here's some further proof that we've screwed up Earth. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I really don't like birds. They scare me with their beaks and funny feet. But this should be something that rings an alarm in even the most conservative of heads that the time has come to do something. The state bird, the Robin, is even declining. And it's not just global warming, but something much more noticable and not under debate--urban sprawl.

I am quite familiar with urban sprawl, or as it is known in the Metro Detroit area, White Flight. Basically all the white hoes move further and further away from people with pigment in their skin--not on an individual basis, but on a larger scale. When my parents moved to the little town of South Lyon so many years ago there were very few stores (two grocery stores (one of which closed within the first year of being there), one pharmacy, one fast food place, one high school, one middle school, four elementary schools). Now it has grown into a suburban mecca--there are (at my unofficial but informed count) three grocery stores, three full service pharmacies in the city limits and one additional one in the area, three fast food chains (one under construction after they decided to tear the old one down and build again), two high schools starting in the fall, two middle schools and, at last count, six elementary schools (I think there might be seven but I'm too lazy to figure it out). Where I currently live, in Royal Oak, they just downsized to one high school, one middle school and about five-six elementary schools. But people keep moving further and further out.

When we first moved to South Lyon we had acres of untarnished nature to play in as kids. Now there are subdivisions there. God, I hate subdivisions.

So there you go, apparently urban sprawl isn't for the birds. And even though I don't like them, I'll be sad to see them go.

 

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