So Britney belatedly apologized for going ninja on some photog's car in February. Here was her "explanation":
I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella," Spears said in a statement posted Wednesday on her Web site. "I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part.
First of all...it wasn't a stunt. It was you going nuts like a squirrel on crack. Second, you were not preparing for any roll but that of crazy wife and mother gone wild. Third, you take your rolls very seriously? All one of them? And finally...no shit you didn't get the part...there was no part to be had.
Ah Britney, you do, in fact, drive me crazy.
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