American Idol Preditctions

2 guys gone:
- Jason Castro. I think your hippie days are over. No one is impressed.
- Robbie Carrico. If you think we believe you're anything but a boy band wash up, you're wrong.

2 girls gone:
- Kady Malloy. I think your sassy attitude has gone sour and we're done with you.
- Kristy Lee Cook

Who will stay even though they deserve to go:
Amanda Overmyer. She's a hot mess yet she still gets praise from the judges. Are you kidding me? She's this year's Sanjaya. Prepare for a bag of Reese's Pieces to hit the wall.
Chickizeezeszesdasdfasdf--no one can spell your name, you aren't really good and your face is funny looking.


Who do I love for non-performance based reasons? Danny Noriega. That kid is a straight up queen and I love it. He's super sassy.

Eh, I don't care...as long as I can see my Simon (who does this for free of charge), I'll be fine. He's one hot piece and I just want him to talk to me in his accent over and over. "Off you go." Damn.