Well, slap me silly and call me Suzie, that makes me happy.

I can't stand Allen Iverson. His attitude irks me to the very core. So imagine my smirk of self-satisfaction when I read this story about how a man, beaten by Iverson's entourage, was awarded over $260k in damages.

Good for him.

I hate Allen Iverson. He's just a punk. You're a basketball player, not a world leader--why do you need an entourage to begin with?