Shit my Nana could have told you years ago.

I guess they've FINALLY figured out that the Baby Einstein videos aren't as special as some would think. In fact, plopping your kid in front of a TV, no matter how educational it may seem, is probably not a good idea 24/7 (or even 12/3.5).

Um duh. Ida would have told you that years ago. We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and some game shows, but mostly told to go outside and play.

Sesame Street is the shiznit, though. Don't even try to stop it from being the best. You will fail. Just ask the Baby Einstein folks.

And those Baby Einstein videos are scary as all hell. There will be random pictures that flash before you that seem to have nothing to do with one another. I have a feeling that Baby Einstein graduates will all grow up and participate in a mass suicide after drinking some Kool-Aid. Probably in front of a TV.

LESSON: TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS YOUR DAMN SELF.