Oh, Brit, you could have done better but I blame most of this on MTV

MTV has gone to hell in a handbasket. Remember when the VMAs used to be fun, even (dare I say it) exciting?

Well, I'm glad I wasted the better part of an evening watching that pile of crap. And they didn't even show Kid Rock punching Tommy Lee--that would have been the best part of the evening.

And Brit, here's an idea for your next "big comeback":