Just keep breaking my heart, John.

John Edwards has said that he will not run for VP again.

Damn it John! You're killing me. This is my dream ticket. Can't you just do it for me and all the other Samanthas out there like me who want you to run? Please.

I mean, in addition to being right on point, you're so dreamy. So what if that hair costs you $400 to maintain. It looks good on you. This one's for you....