How do you say cold when you can barely move your lips?

It's like a trillion degrees below zero here in Metro Detroit today. It's seriously like a degree or something out and the windchill (for those of us who believe in windchills) is like negative a hundred. And the best part is that this is supposed to last ALL WEEK.

This is one of those weeks when those idiots who don't believe in global warming will tell you so with a grin on their faces as you shuffle to your frozen car just to sit inside and freeze some more.

The polar bears at the zoo are having the best day ever today, I bet you. Good for them.