Friday, August 3, 2007

A One-Family Hot Mess Parade

This chick in Arkansas (go figure) just popped out her 17th kid. It's a girl! Oh boy...just add another name on the list. And the best part...they want to have more.

Wait...

Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.
Great. So they won't have any social skills outside of their psychotic "J" family. I'm really not a fan of homeschooling, if you couldn't tell.

Of course the labor didn't take long either.
It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."
I'm actually surprised it took that long. You'd think the place is like a runway with those guys with the lightsabres by now.

Dear god. Please don't have more. And these people need to realize that it's not a gift from God--it's a freaking bad job at family planning. Adopt a few kids who need homes. That really irritates the bejezus out of me. We have enough people on this planet. Let's take care of them first.

3 Comments:

MarilynJean said...

I'm surprised her vagina hasn't fallen out yet. I don't believe that humans were meant to have that many babies. That's just weird and slightly disgusting. I can't wait to hear how they all start mating with each other when they hit puberty.

Ms. Meggie said...

I actually saw the show on Discovery - I was sort of oddly fascinated by it: the Train Wreck response if you will. These are the sorts of people who keep the Creation Museum open for business.

MarilynJean said...

They were featured on the Today show this morning. They looked like freaks. (That was so un-Christian of me to say, but God knows I was thinking it, so might as well put it out there.)

 

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