Things to be Greatful For Today

1. My master spreadsheet skills
2. My quick thinking wit and candor
3. The fact that it's Friday
4. The silence of the office today due to the holiday weekend
5. Traffic was so good this morning that it seriously only took me 20 minutes to get to work

Things that pissed me off thus far:
1. Jimmy Johns and their ridiculous inability to get my sandwich right lately
2. The weather--half rain, half massive humidity, gloom, etc.
3. The Volunteer Girl (VG) grilling me about the arbitraton I went to yesterday when I first sat down this morning.
4. My knee hurting from my senior-citizen slip and fall incident in the shower yesterday.