A wonderful little world we live in

This week I'm getting back on my good eating habits. In lieu of drinking enormous amounts of body-bulging Diet Coke, I have invested in this product (Target Brand of course). I'm on the strawberry lemonade flavor right now. It makes even yucky Dasani water edible.

Although I look a bit weird with red liquid in a water bottle. I look like one of those non-tradders in night school. They'd always pull shit like this.