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This is just salt in the wound. According to one of my favorite sites, dlisted (which sites to TMZ, but I refuse to), Paris Hilton's alleged medical condition was mental. She was depressed and contemplated suicide.

Um....find me one person who doesn't get depressed in jail. Wow. What a real trooper--she survived three days of depression and jail time. Give her a cookie.

I don't know if I can take this today. I'm seriously dying here in anticipation of a possible job situation and this bitch can't hack it for even a week in something resembling the lives the rest of us lead.

Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?