Sauer's Sweet

I love it when people cut the games. Just adore it. And that's what Judge Michael Sauer has done in Los Angeles today by ordering Paris Hilton to put down the cupcakes and join her lawyers in court to face possibly going back. That's right--she doesn't get to phone it in, and she now has to ride in with the sheriffs.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I wish I could stand on the side of the road and point and laugh. Someone thought she was getting away with staying home this morning...guess again, darling.