Knocked Up

No, not me...but darn near everyone else.

Let's see...we have
J Lo
Christina Aguilera
Cate Blanchett
Lilly Allen
Jessica Alba
That youngest Hanson brother's chick
Angela from the Office
Brooke Burke
and of course...Jamie Lynn Spears

Now, to be fair, I did look up a few of those on Celebrity Pregnancy but it sure does seem that there's a rash of pregnancy going on these days. Maybe it's just we're hearing about it more. Either way.

The most hilarious part of the Jamie Lynn Spears thing is how Lynne Spears's book about parenting has now been put on hold indefinitely. Obviously it'll be a best seller--of course, it'll sell well as a way to teach new and soon-to-be parents how NOT to parent.

Has anyone heard of a condom in Hollywood? I mean I know a few of those were planned, but my god...you gotta cap that shit before you end up in the welfare line. You'd think Jamie Lynn would have seen the mess her sister has made of herself and jumped on a double dose of OrthoTriCyclen immediately.