For the love of God

Fred Phelps is a total douchebag. And he's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a closeted homo. Just come out and join us for drinks at Menjo's already. Christ.

I'm usually about ignoring this guy, but I think that if we discuss this and come to the conclusion that he's a frigging idiot, it's better than ignoring it.

Phelps and the rest of the crazy idiots at the Westboro Baptist Church (a church that God would rather burn down than enter, I'm sure) are going to picket Heath Leger's funeral in Australia becuase of his involvement with Brokeback Mountain.

Are you freaking serious? First of all, that's a waste of money and time. How about you help some people that need it instead of protesting things all of the time? I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you should protest funerals, yet I see plenty of places that indicate that you should help your fellow man. So suck it up and do something useful.

Second of all, God loves everyone. That's the whole deal about Jesus and such.

Third of all, cut the games.

Fourth of all, let the first one among you without sin cast the first stone...or in this case, the first picket sign.

In your press releases, you might want to have some scripture from the NEW TESTAMENT. You know, the one about JESUS. You claim to be Baptists and believers in Christ--but where in God's name is the stuff he said? Oh, that's right, it's not convenient for your little document.

Apparently God not only hates fags, but fag-enablers. I'm so fucked if this were true. I enable all kinds of gays.

This is also the worst press release ever. Have someone proof read your shit before it goes out, Fred. I mean, honestly. Don't go around invoking the name of God. God is tired of your crap. God doesn't have time for this total lunacy.