I'd be flipping out

Some prankster brought a bunch of chickens to a high school in Philly. They were just clucking about this morning.

The worst part was the principal's attempted pun at the end of the article:

Police are checking surveillance tapes to see if they can determine the perpetrator of the fowl prank. The culprit will have to pay a hefty fine, said Gallard.

"It's not going to be chicken scratch," he said.

Seriously? You went there, huh? Dumbass.

Poultry of any kind walking around freaks me out. Just ask Mr. SG about our trip to Eastern Market or our Detroit Zoo trips. I don't give a shit why the chicken crossed the road, just as long as it's further away from me.