HERE'S A SHOCKER

KARL ROVE HAS REFUSED TO TESTIFY IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

I know I just felt the Earth move. I was so sure he'd comply.

He claims executive privilege. Apparently he hasn't looked up the term, because he isn't really covered. What a moron. Good thing he has that gig as "MC Rove" lined up. Remember that? Check it out here.