That's One for Me and Zero for the World Today

I just found out that this brilliant woman will be swearing me in as a lawyer in the great State of Michigan.

I feel the need to go shopping immediately.

I feel like squealing for 30 seconds straight. Just a high-pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as I wave my hands around my face.

Now I need to figure out what kind of motion I need to draft.